From Joy to Despair to Spring, the Five Stages of Winter
Yay, it’s winter! Oh god, it’s winter.
Stage 1: Excitement
Snowboarding, skiing, sledding, ice skating, hockey, snowmobiling, snowmen, ice fishing… winter can not get here fast enough!
Photo by Richard Gaston
You break out your cold weather gear.
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And you can’t wait to dive in.
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Stage 2: Extreme Winter Sports Bliss
The snow starts to pile up. You put on 27 layers of clothing and push your body to the limits.
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You say things like: “A little snow won’t stop me from spending time outdoors”…
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…and “hey, I can still surf in a wetsuit.”
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Stage 3: Acceptance
You marvel at how the snow makes everything feel more peaceful.
Whether you’re in the city.
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Or the country.
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And then there’s a snow day and you’re like, OMG winter is amazing!
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Stage 4: Denial
But come February, it all gets a little too much to bear.
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No matter where you look there’s snow everywhere. Seriously, it’s fricking everywhere!
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There comes a point where you’re like, what did the ground even look like?
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You wonder if it will ever end.
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Stage 5: Spring! (Maybe.)
Suddenly spring appears.
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You’re like, holy crap, look at all the green!
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You make a pact with the universe: No. More. Snow.
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Of course it snows again. You’re all like WTF, I thought we had a deal?
But then the sun sets on all that white Mother Nature just dumped and you think, okay, spring can wait a few more weeks.
This is pretty cool.
Photo by Bradley Castaneda